JP Morgan (jlai.lu)
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[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago

Assuming JP Morgan, "My pronouns are: Fuck You Pay Me"

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Given the CEOs ties to Epstein they’re also Pedo/Rapist

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 month ago

J. P. Morgan, the man, was so cruelly ruthless and wicked, it really raises the question how people do business with a financial institution named after him.

It's like having a Stalin company or a Kim Il Sung financial company, or a Putin financial company.

[-] Lairo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I work there. The tonal disconnect is insane. Everyone at the office is incredibly super nice pro-lgbt, human rights, etc. the company itself is pretty supportive, happy to throw money into events and causes etc.

Any discussion of the company's public behaviour or history is generally met with "Fuck dude, I'm just here to get paid"

Edit: also, just to demonstrate how much of an insane multi-headed hydra the corporation is - I work for the internal LGBT group. Those aren't our pronoun badges. But they fit the branding so perfectly, I can only assume there's a completely different LGBT group in another region that somehow has their own pronoun badge design

[-] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Are you saying that your LGBT group has different pronoun badges? I feel like you have to post your group's for a pronoun badge off contest.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He should’ve been on board the Titanic.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago
[-] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My pronouns are: Adios/Turd nuggets

[-] bricklove@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is my friend Fred. JP likes playing basketball and gardening. I met Morgan 5 years ago and JP has been my best friend ever since.

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