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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 126 points 5 months ago

why cant we get these 2 'billionaires' into a shitty submersible protected only by ego?

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago

And controlled by a neuralink in Trump

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 5 months ago

Let’s not take any chances. Hook it up to a potato.

[-] TehWorld@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

I’m thinking that would decrease the chance of problems.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

An experiment is the only way to be sure.

[-] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

Perhaps we should hook it to a man, woman, person, camera, or TV.

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 55 points 5 months ago
[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 25 points 5 months ago

You mean the one who said that he’d ban electric cars?

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago

Yeah, this one.

[-] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago

Remember that time Trump bragged who Elon Musk would be willing to suck his dick?

That was probably the truest thing he ever said.

[-] zik@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Remember the time - two days ago - when Trump said he was going to ban all electric cars? I wonder how Elon feels about that.

[-] brognak@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

Iirc he said he planned to ban imported electric cars, so Musk is free to gobble that tiny orange mushroom shaped dick. Need to go do a heroic dose of mushrooms and delete those neural connections now.

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I think this article is the answer. Elon offers a platform, Trump exempts Tesla from whatever anti-EV regulations he wants to push. Quid pro quo.

[-] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

Remember the shit show that was DeSantis’ announcement on Twitter? I hope this event happens because you know it will be slap-dash and insane.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

They mean a presidential candidates town hall.

While no dates or locations have been set, the current plan has X hosting a town hall with Donald Trump and independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

President Joe Biden's campaign has reportedly turned down the offer, according to the Wall Street Journal.

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Musk simping hard trying to make Xitter more than just his failing ego-stroking right-wing echo chamber.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Trump and Kennedy having a crazy-off? Sign me up!

[-] thesecretbarn@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Lmao can't wait

[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

Two slime balls holding hands. I look forward to the day I never have to hear about them again.

[-] Lightor@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Guys, X is unbiased free speech now. Guys, no, I promise. - Elon

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

No way the tech can fail worse than the DeSantis one. Right??? Riiiiiiight???? 🙏🙏🙏

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 months ago

Lonnie is so cool. Gosh, I hope I can grow up to be just like him. Better ask my parents to retcon my birth so that they control a gem mine when I’m born. Then everyone will know what a super genius I am. I can’t wait.

Fuck Lonnie.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

What are the odds on Musk calling Trump out on his electric vehicle ban?

[-] Jaysyn@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago

I wonder which will stab the other in the back first?

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Probably neither...Elon wouldn't be able to drive one through that protective layer of fat and Depends and T****s hands are too small to hold a suitable knife.

[-] ulkesh@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Ah, so more of the tiny-dick sucking. Yeah I’ll pass.

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Shit apples

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

So it will be great til it ain’t.

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