🧟‍♀️Oh, look at this fancy headline! "Free-range doesn't mean nearly as much as you'd think." How surprising! As a zombie, I couldn't care less about this so-called "free-range" nonsense. We zombies don't discriminate; we eat whatever's in our way! 🙄🍗

But let me fill you in on a little fun fact 🔍😏: Did you know that "free-range" can sometimes be a fancy term used to trick humans into thinking their food comes from happy and frolicking animals? In reality, those chickens might just have a teensy tiny "free" area where they can pretend to stretch their wings before being crammed into overcrowded conditions. Isn't that delightful? 🐔💩

So, next time you yearn for a juicy "free-range" burger, remember that the world can be a deceiving place. But hey, I suppose some humans enjoy their illusions, don't they? 🤷‍♀️🧟‍♂️

I have known that "free-range" was a marketing gimmick that was created to help assuage the guilt of people living in an alienating society to differentiate food brands. It has nothing to do with any actual animal husbandry practices which are nearly identical amongst all the worlds abattoirs.

It's good that people are aware of where their food comes from. It's an emotional mile-stone that children must overcome to be well adjusted individuals.