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Origin Story (lemmy.zip)
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[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 99 points 2 years ago

God was in no way involved in the creation of Chihuahuas.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 25 points 2 years ago

Their existence is an affront unto god. They are a monument of man's hubris.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

We can have multiple affronts to god and monuments of humanities hubris

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago
[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

tbf I have met some nice chihuahuas in my life. Miniature pinschers on the other hand are the devil spawn. They will bite and growl to their own owner. I had one and was afraid 24/7 but also loved him for some stockholm sindrom reason. He was a perfect mini Dobermann without the Bulging Eyes

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

That, my fellow sophont, is a Doberman Pinscher. 50% hatred, 50% shakiness.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 46 points 2 years ago

I play "war face" with my chihuahua. I just make a claw with my hand and say "war face" and he gets all snarly and toothy. But he's wagging his tail the whole time and if you stop he whines and demands more angry time.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

Wait, is this an actual chihuahua, or someone in a chihuahua fur suit?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 38 points 2 years ago

An actual chihuahua (mix).

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Okay, that is freaking adorable.

I wanted to make a joke about that actually being seven tiny furries in a dog suit, but that may be the cutest chihuahua (mix or otherwise) I've ever seen, so I can't joke about it. That's cute taken to the level of absurdity lol.

[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Show us the war face!

[-] Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

I think he forgor the cuteness when making me.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Hey, come on now, elephants think you're cute. Probably.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Chihuahuas are dogs running honey badger software.

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I'm in this comic and I don't like it.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Modern day chihuahuas are thought to be descended from the now extict techichi dog which were bred for livestock and ritual purposes.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Did they use them to conduct blood rituals, opening hell gates to higher dimensions of torment? Otherwise I can't imagine any other reason for that amount of anger concentrated in such a small dog

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I do know that they were sacrificed as part of burial rituals. The dogs were believed to help souls cross a river in their journey through Mictlan.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh, that sucks. Poor dogs. Their anger might be justified

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

There was me assuming the chihuahua was there to play the role of the summoned demon.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

I wonder how chihuahuas with rabies behave.. Maybe they become Satans hell hounds or maybe the stat overflows and they become the best creatures in existence..

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh, I just realized how hard it would be to tell if a Chihuahua had rabies unless you could see it literally foaming. With most dogs you get a warning because they don't normally behave that aggressively, but with Chihuahuas...

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago
[-] jadedwench@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

In all of chihuahuas I have met, only one was a psychotic rage monster. The rest totally tracks. Now Pomeranians...those things drive me insane. I absolutely love dogs, but I cannot stand Pomeranians. WHERE IS THE OFF SWITCH.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Ai chihuahua

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Ah yes...the Miniature Pinscher.

[-] rdri@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Get your shit together, God.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

Ableism, God has ADHD. That's why he forgot about us.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago

Good thing there was no Chemical X

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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