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grillman "I just want to grill for Pete's sake!"

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[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

AND I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

In ebil CCCP DPRK North Korea....

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

NYPD about to lose their entire drone fleet to thrown beer cans, strategically aimed fireworks, and bullets this weekend

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

inb4 that counts as "assault on an officer of the law"

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Prisoner 1: "hey man, what you in for?"

Prisoner 2: "I pushed over one of those DARPA dog things."

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Another day, another headline from the good ole US of A that would cause normies to lose their shit if it were happening in any other country (besides Israel of course)

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PARTY MONITORS YOU

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

what is it illegal to have a party on labor day weekend now?

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

drones causing the next 9/11 after some kid throws a rock at it and it falls onto a housing unit

[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

In Agorbachevian China

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