I was very confused on what the hell this was about until I saw the sub
I thought I was witnessing some sort of next level shitpost that I couldn’t comprehend
Exactly. On that note, theonion would make surreal tier shitposts, more so than they do already in a sense
You don't start menopause at 25 years old. This makes no sense.
Furbies aren't humans and would not expect to have a human lifecycle if they were real.
The joke is that if you had a Furby, you're officially old.
I think the joke is that these "feeling old?" updates are fucking stupid and meaningless
It’s a bad joke because most people old enough to experience furbies still aren’t old enough to experience menopause.
You’re talking about people who are now in their 40s. Long way off from menopause.
If you’re at menopause age now it’s highly unlikely you had anything to do with furbies in the 90s.
I got the joke, but I didn't think about furbies having different life cycles. You've got a good point.
Makes me sad that this implies your Furby is likely to die before you do.
Are you furbysplaining the furb metabolism? smh
I’m just here to complain about being old. Get off my lawn, you hooligans!
I didn’t know Furbies got menopause.
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