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submitted 10 months ago by sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al to c/technology@beehaw.org

Oh Spotify, when will you stop trying to push people to the high seas 🏴‍☠️

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[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 91 points 10 months ago

Headline contains -

Opinion of random member of the public

The word "slams"

I'm not reading it because I've probably wiped better journalism off my arse this morning

[-] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Poster slams poop off his butthole, sparks controversy!

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 9 months ago

What a crock of shit!

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fedi Punter in Media Lingo Rant Slam: Reaction

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

I'm fuckin raging. HERE'S WHY

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago

Ten pictures of Feddit users reacting to clickbait headlines that will make you say "no, these are all trains. No, I'm complaining as such, I like trains, I just... I thought... No, the headline said something about... reactions, yeah, and ins- actually, hang on, how did you get in here?"

[-] Powderhorn@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

There's no need of "slam" -- or "eye," "mull," "Solons," usw -- in an era where you're not writing a 1-42-4.

(1 column, 42pt, four lines)

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 65 points 10 months ago

"a single user says..."

The daily dot is a fucking joke.

[-] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 18 points 10 months ago

Regardless, 15 hours audio is low AF

[-] lily33@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

15 hours for what period of time? The article mentions they'd refill in two days...

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 10 months ago
[-] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

Destroys even!

[-] stallmer@sopuli.xyz 33 points 10 months ago

Pro tip: get audiobooks from your library…along with paper books, ebooks, games, movies, etc.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

The real story's in the comments. This helped my single-mother-friend stay sane in the early/poorest years. Everyone needs to know how their library has changed since they last borrowed a book in 1982. Thanks for posting this -- I forgot too!

[-] 0xtero@beehaw.org 26 points 10 months ago

So, is this the type of SLAM you'd typically see in a moshpit? Or are we talking about wrestling slams?

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 months ago

I think it's more like a door slam without a door.

[-] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 7 points 10 months ago

I'm voting poetry

[-] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 17 points 10 months ago

Oh Spotify, when will you stop trying to push people to the high seas

Spotify is worse than piracy. It's a robber baron.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@beehaw.org 9 points 10 months ago

I'm about 2/3 of the way through backing up my 'Liked' songs to MP3 files, at which point I'm ending my sub.

It's a bummer because I actually really like Spotify's algorithm and it suggests great music for my tastes, but, I can have that for free without feeding their stupid insatiable greed.

[-] Luvon@beehaw.org 13 points 10 months ago

“the 15 hours customers get free with premium equates to two audiobooks” Is the average audiobook really that short!

For eragon it would takes months to finish.

The hobbit is 10 hours.

Think most of the books I’ve listened to have been over that length, but I don’t use Spotify. Self hosting for the win. No time limits in prologue

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 6 points 10 months ago

They probably have a bunch of 1 hour 'books' that mess with the average as shorter is cheaper to help pad out their numbers.

Looking at my personal library, the median length audiobook is The Last Wish at a tad over 10 hours. So it'd be equal to 1.5 books going by that, not the worst marketing exaggeration I've ever seen.

[-] Person264@lemmings.world 9 points 10 months ago
[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 10 months ago

Not in the US unfortunately, which is bullshit

[-] along_the_road@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

Dang :/ I was looking for the option

[-] Swarfega@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Thanks! I didn't know about this. I never use audiobooks. Just changed my family plan. £2 is £2!

[-] Nighed@sffa.community 3 points 10 months ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I hate the word “slams”

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