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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 39 points 4 months ago

Ankylosaurus is the coolest land dinosaur. I'd love to see an Ankylosaurus smack the side of a bus with its giant rock tail.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Plus, it's fun to say.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah but how big are it's ankyls?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 4 months ago

Size isn't everything!- An excellent point to make on the first date, to manage expectations.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 months ago

Bruh, Stegosaurus is cool! They have Thagomizers!

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 months ago

At least she named a dinosaur

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

maybe for a first date.. a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like.. and what they sounded like during sex.. and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How many times do we got to remind you the people on the big screen aren't really there

They can't hear you

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

They are real for me

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

If you can pick a favorite dinosaur you don't know enough dinosaurs. They're all cool.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

Triceratops haters often like to point out that their horns broke relatively easily, while chads note that means the triceratops looks even cooler.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 4 months ago

Call me basic, but of all the dinosaurs I've tasted chicken's probably my favourite. 🤷‍♂️

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Emu and ostrich are fantastic. Peacock isn't nearly as good as chicken.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Yup ostrich is great

[-] witty_username@feddit.nl 9 points 4 months ago

Parasaurolophus is the choice dino

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Ankylosaurus is the correct answer.

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[-] scytale@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Stegosaurus was my favorite dinosaur as a kid, then I learned they have very small brains in proportion to their size, so that put me off. lol

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

This is weird because I did the exact same stegosaurus 180 as a kid as well due to them being dumb. Then i decided brachiosaurus was the shit for being big and chill.

[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Least autistic 4chan post

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Steganosaurus isnt quite as mundane

this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
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