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[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 87 points 5 months ago

PVC is stored in the balls.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

I'm just glad I found a cheap renewable way to get filament for my 3d printer

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Too bad you don't have a bigger extrusion nozzle!

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

It's not the thickness of the nozzle that matters but how you use your hotend

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

That's what people with small extrusion nozzles say!

A small nozzle is perfectly sufficient if you’re working with enough axes.

[-] explore_broaden@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

I never noticed that the plural of axe and axis are spelled the same.

[-] 555@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

There’s a humorous acronym in there somewhere. P for penis…

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So... everytime I nut it's like a microplastic glitter cannon?

🎉🎉🎉

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

The stars bursting in air, the glitter every... where.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago

If you can think of a better way to make our children immune to the plastic virus, I'd like to hear it.

[-] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago

I gave this award out earlier but the whole post was deleted ... meaning I get to give it to you instead.

Congratulations on winning the snark award of the day Squiddy!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I do my part.

And happy cake day!

[-] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Thanks! I didn't even realize it was my anniversary.

[-] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They found macroplastics in my sample. Plastics so dang macro, they skipped the microscope and put my sample straight in the recycling bin to be sent off and become a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi.

[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 37 points 5 months ago

Soon we'll be able to impregnate sex dolls.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago
[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 34 points 5 months ago

Everything is contaminated with micro plastics.

Got it! Understood.

  1. What damage is it doing in these places?
  2. How do we mitigate that damage?

That's what papers should be focusing on at this point IMHO.

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

It’s hard to figure out exactly what’s the damage when the contamination is so widespread.

A study to find the effects of the microplastics might be to find some amount of men with microplastics and some without, and follow up with those men overtime to see if the ones without microplastics have less reproductive issues, cancer rates, etc. instead they find everyone is contaminated so there’s no one we can make a comparison to.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

They would have to find men without microplastics, which might end up being extremely difficult.

[-] Camzing@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

So you inject some of those plastic-eating worms into your balls and problem solved.

[-] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago

I .. umm .. like I don't have testicles but if someone suggested I do this to my ovaries, they'd be having a really big bad day.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

It's just a little nibble

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Don't worry, Judge Alito and his band of supremes are right on it. I'm sure.

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago
[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 5 months ago

Billionaires endorsing micro plastic testicle cleansing treatments in 5, 4, 3...

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Okay sir, this is gonna feel a little cold for a few seconds okay, but it warms up a little. I'm just gonna poke this tube up your urethra. Oh that? That's the ultrasonic creame and we use this wand to direct the energy towards the bad plastics. Not the good plastics, those we don't have to worry about.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Next time they'll store it in glass containers

[-] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

At first I read “tasted”…

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Probably that too.

[-] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

What, you’ve never heard of a taste test?

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

it would be funny if the thing that eventually destroys us is some kind of genetic timebomb microplastic syndrome.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Let me coin the phrase acronym TBMS.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

People need to stop using PTFE Teflon coated frying pans.

[-] optissima@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Okay but can I keep using my Teflon condoms?

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Yes. That's how you get plastic particles up the hoo-ha. Or no, wait.

So wait, if you didn't use a Teflon condom, what particles would you find in people's vaginas? Does that mean that plastic wants to become human? 🤔😯

[-] palordrolap@kbin.run 6 points 5 months ago

Somewhat relevant: I recently stopped using a plastic-bodied electric kettle to boil water for drinks because it was often making drinks taste "of plastic". I have to imagine that some of that would have been redistributed, well, in places implied by this article.

This makes me wonder what regular, close-to-source plastics the tested men were using around the time.

Of course, there's also that a lot of the water supply goes through plastic pipes these days. It would be interesting to know how much of that, specifically, ends up coming out in people's homes.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

Don't worry baby it's mostly teflon

[-] autotldr@lemmings.world 4 points 5 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Recent studies in mice have reported that microplastics reduced sperm count and caused abnormalities and hormone disruption.

Microplastics have also recently been discovered in human blood, placentas and breast milk, indicating widespread contamination of people’s bodies.

The impact on health is as yet unknown but microplastics have been shown to cause damage to human cells in the laboratory.

“As emerging research increasingly implicates microplastic exposure as a potential factor impacting human health, understanding the extent of human contamination and its relation to reproductive outcomes is imperative,” said Ning Li, of Qingdao University in China, and colleagues.

In March, doctors warned of potentially life-threatening effects after finding a substantially raised risk of stroke, heart attack and earlier death in people whose blood vessels were contaminated with microscopic plastics.

“If microplastic pollution impacts the critical reproductive process, as evidenced in particular by the decline in seminal quality recorded in recent decades globally, it may prove to be [even worse] for our species in the not too distant future.”


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[-] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Could it be possible their test kits are contaminating the samples?

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