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... It's how often you have to get up from where you're sitting. It's unbelievable.

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[-] OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I swear it's like my wife and kids intentionally waits until I sit down to ask for stuff

[-] BlackRing@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Or walking out of the room.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maybe just me but Where’s the joke? Maybe change ‘it’s unbelievable’ to ‘i won’t stand for it’. Or add to the beginning ‘you may wanna sit down for this’

[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 0 points 2 years ago

Actually I think the 'it’s unbelievable' should just be removed.

It's not just you, there are many down votes.

The joke - at least for me - is that as long as you are childless you don't know about it. Then once you have children it's just something which is happening to you unconsciously. And then someone writes it down and you read it and you think to yourself: 'wait a minute, that's so true, I do that all the time but nobody talks about it!'

it's funny because it's true

[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's soo healthy for your old creaking bones

[-] lath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Bah, just need to oil them up with vaseline.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This is literally a dad joke. Bravo.

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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