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NSA Orders Employees to Spy on the World “With Dignity and Respect” (theintercept.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Bloodyashes@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 year ago

Translation: don't get caught, especially in anything that would look bad.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Alternate Translation: “stop uploading all the sex tapes to your personal media servers.”

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Fuck 'em kindly

[-] lntl@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

*her gently

[-] getynge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"I'd like you to beat the shit out of my neighbors, but try to be nice about it they're good people"

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