Hide and seek champion.

This is what you're talking about, right?

Somebody needs to make an "unnatural billionaire death" bingo card. So far we got submarine implosion and death cage.

No...fucking...shit...

It's Latin.

It says "Don't dead open inside."

aD BloCkeRs aRe RuINinG oUR wEbSitE!

I'm the mayor of this town and there's too much crime. So I'm switching parties. That'll fix things.

Wait. Texas, church and help trans all in the same sentence. What the heck world did i wake up in today?

Man, these people are gonna be unhinged once they find out a rainbow is our visible light spectrum and that we technically see it everywhere. The kicker is that "God" put it there.

Let's not sugar coat this. It wasn't a kiss, it was sexual assault. Don't let these twats get away with this bullshit.

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...

I don't even know what to fn say.