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submitted 3 months ago by wombat@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

IMPORTANT NOTE: please use a VPN whenever visiting Hextube, or anywhere else on the internet, for that matter. Protect your privacy.

Posting this thread a little earlier than normal because this night will be a little unusual. For this special Thursday Political Theatre Night, 9PM EST, Hexbear Comrade @dead asked the powers-that-be for a brand-new channel on Hextube, and got it, at https://live.hexbear.net/c/news , where he will host the real-life comedy movie known as the Presidential Debate. Behold as two doddering old men stumble over their words and lose their train of thought as they struggle to convince you why they should be the steward of a genocidal empire. Be prepared for psychic damage. Thank you to Comrade @dead for hosting this very special event. All credit and gratitude goes to him. Make sure to show up at 9PM sharp, as the event is live.

After the debate is over, come over to https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies for Civil War (2024), a dystopian thriller from Alex Garland, the director who brought you Ex Machina (2015) and Annihilation (2018). Oh god, America has fallen apart! Roving bands of marauders now terrorize the countryside as a group off war journalists try to reach Washington DC to understand what’s really going on. Somehow, California and Texas ended up on the same side. Will we find out how? I dunno. Let’s watch.

The debate begins at 9PM EST, and the movie will start shortly after it ends, at about 11PM EST.

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate:

  • Senility.
  • Imperialism.
  • Fascism.
  • Second-hand embarrassment.
  • Anxiety over dying empire.

CWs for Civil War:

  • Stalking.
  • Smoking,
  • Alcohol.
  • Someone is physically restrained.
  • Hand damage.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Body horror.
  • Hanging.
  • Torture.
  • Stabbing.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Death of child.
  • Someone sacrifices themselves.
  • R-slur.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Jump scares.
  • Natural bodies of water.
  • Vomiting.
  • Spitting.
  • Audio gore.
  • Destruction of monuments.
  • PTSD.
  • Mental illness.
  • Dissociation.
  • Meltdown.
  • Anxiety attacks.
  • Suicide.
  • Shaky cam.
  • Screaming.
  • Obscene language.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Hate speech.
  • Ableism.
  • Homelessness.
  • Existentialism.
  • Sad ending.
  • Car crash.
  • Screeching tires.
  • Someone is hit by a car.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Gun violence.

Links:

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[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

The term “joever” gets thrown around here a lot, but…

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Can you tag me for the debate? I don't usually watch hextube but I have to watch the debate with you all.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Fighting the urge to spin up a quick site called doesthecandidatedie.com just for the joke.

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[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

punished-bernie Alright, fine. One last job, then I’m out the game for good.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

debatebro-l debatebro-r but like in very slow motion

[-] wombat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

THE DEBATE between Biden and Trump is coming your way live at 9PM EST, courtesy of Comrade @dead in the new channel https://live.hexbear.net/c/news . After that, come to https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies for Alex Garland's dystopia Civil War (2024)!

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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trump, you want to get out of NATO?

shrug

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

oh sweet I missed watching Civil War last time. Will definitely be there for that.

[-] wombat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

ty for the sticky rat-salute

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Biden looks scared and confused.

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago
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[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

This man is cooked

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Holding out hope someone manages to drone strike whatever building they're both in right now xi-plz

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago
[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

God damn they are SO OLD

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Time to stay up til 1AM tonight to watch this bullshit for some reason. Will potentially stick around for Civil War too if I'm not completely burned out by the debate lmao

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[-] ZZZZedong@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Muh the idea

[-] grey_wolf_whenever@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

I guess the microphones are on now?

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

it is so fucking joever

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Biden 2024 for total immigration ban.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

hexbear live username's the same as my site name btw

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Civil War sucked but it was nice to watch it with fellow Hexbears. For an actually good piece of media about a second American Civil War try to find the graphic novel DMZ, it's good!

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[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

How do I login to hextube, do I need to make a separate account?

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[-] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Won’t someone think of the children?

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