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[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 2 years ago

"Cow tipping" and "uncooked rice killing birds" have got to be the two biggest and most successful trolls of all time.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Sounds like someone didn’t eat his spiders while sleeping.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

well did anyone tell him why veins are blue?

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

My six year old just informed me that one of his buddies thinks blood is blue in your body.

I don’t know if I was successful in explaining why it isn’t though.

[-] RippleEffect@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I raised a small handful of cows for a bit growing up. Tipping them over never crossed my mind because they're huge, heavy and strong. You would have to use a tractor or other machinery and that's just animal abuse at that point.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Praxis@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

As in, trolling the animals?

[-] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

As in, trolling people to believe these things actually happen, I think.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

That's the one. I heard wedding venues started spreading the rice thing because they were sick of cleaning up rice and bird shit all the time.

I'm guessing the other just got popular for farm kids wanting to fuck with city folk.

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

I don't know if it was the same thing, but I grew up hearing that if you mix your drool/saliva before brushing with rice and feed it to chickens, they would die.

[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

For those who have tipped, you can breathe a big sigh of relief. Per Baby Jesus®, to err is human to forgive is bovine. And either way cows aren't exactly smart by vertebrate standards.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Oh cool because tipping cows is very rude yes yes yes yes I am stupid

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

What does it say on the counter? "Stolen by lighter something"?

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Stolen by:

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[-] MurphysPaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

The lighter side of farming?

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

No cream for me please.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I recently came to learn that there are tons and tons of people who do not think cow tipping is real or possible. Having grown up in Dairyland: It's real, it's possible and it's kinda funny being able to so easily knock over something so large.

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago

Why do people just lie on the internet?

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

Gotta keep the meme alive :)

[-] Lowpast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Okay, but on the other hand, my group if friends tried to tip a cow. It didn't budge.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

The myth is that they are sleeping.

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 5 points 2 years ago

I've lived in the city my entire life so I've never seen a cow in person, how do you go about tipping the cow and why is it an issue?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Which city? Calcutta?

[-] Speex@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I can't believe it took me until reading your comment to get the joke

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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