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Those bricks take time.

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[-] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago

What version of this story did you read?

All three houses are finished by the time the wolf arrives.

The story goes the first two pigs were lazy and while the 3rd pig worked to build his brick house, the other two fucked about and danced or whatever, even teased the third pig in some iterations.

The first two pigs got their asses saved by their brother who actually worked hard to do it right. The first two weren't valiant, they were lucky.

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

You who are so wise in the ways of pig fiction: how does a wolf blow when it has no lips?

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Beasty farts. It's that all pig diet.

[-] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Wolves have lips though….?

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Well there is a way to test if the wolves blows or not....

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 years ago

I heard peanut butter doesn't help very much with blowing. It does help with other issues.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's very "toothy" and not at all enjoyable, but he really does put the effort in.

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The moral of the story is do a nepotism. Have rich family, mooch off them.

[-] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 85 points 2 years ago
[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's good you've come, the house is getting a bit cramped now with three of us living here.

this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2023
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