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That was the moment of the debate for me. It all could've been argued OK he's old OK he's got a speech impediment but what the fuck is the big fentanyl machine they roll across the border supposed to fucking mean holy shit

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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

Those spice harvesters from dune but they're trying to suck up fentanyl

[-] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Somebody make this a reality and turn it into a hexbear emote.

[-] Roonerino@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The idea... Number one, he who controls the spice c-- and by the way he doesn't control it, I do, my amministration got less spi-- got more spice from-- off the planet-- and--.....look......we beat the Landsraad.

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[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Someone showed him an industry ad video for the sort of big sensor array things they install in some border checkpoints and he couldn't comprehend any of it apart from seeing a big thing moving and hearing someone claim it helps find hidden drug compartments.

[-] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Funny, Fentanyl Machine is also what my cousin was nicknamed by his junior college frat

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Like a machine which detects fentanyl that rolls over (i.e. passes over/has roll through) items that come across the border. It made enough sense to me, it's not the machine that rolls across the border

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Oh so he's suggesting border TSA

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Yup, pretty much what KobaCumT or Lemmygradwontallowme say. I'm guessing it's an airport scanner but he couldn't explain it

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Rolling across the wastes of Texas on the hunt for fentanyl. The looming shadow of The Machine across the horizon.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

The fentanyl machine and the certain kind of dog were both highlights lmao

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Aren't they like security airport scanners? I think they're supposed to be bare minimum...

[-] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
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