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Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!

My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!

Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!

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[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

"My opponents say I have tiny hands. Not true. I have very large strong hands with fingers growing out of places you wouldn't believe. you've never seen anything like it, quite frankly"

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[-] nothx@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago
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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Mr. President, this website called "hecksbear dot net" kept on insisting that I was in this ridiculous movie about plastic dolls with Ryan Gosling which just sounds like a rip-off of Lars and the Real Doll.

As a fellow victim of fake news, can you clarify here once and for all that this "doll movie" that I was supposedly in never existed?

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Margot, thank you so much for coming to my Reddit AMA. First of all I'd like to say I think you're a beautiful, beautiful woman. I would love to spend a night with you. Second of all, the Fake News Liberal Media are obsessed with spreading falsehoods about hard working Americans like you and me.

Would love to spend a night with you!
-DJT

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

If I were ever so lucky as to get a membership to Mar-a-lago, what should I get from the buffet?

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Well here at Mar-a-lago we're constantly keeping our buffet options fresh, so I can't really recommend something since the menu is always evolving. What I can tell you is that the food is delicious. Try some of everything! It's all Trump quality!

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Mr. President,

I had this bit idea last night. How does it feel to be a theif? You know who else are theives? [Unfettered racism]

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago
[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yes, I would be very funny if you didn't steal my bit, Mr. President.

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