"My opponents say I have tiny hands. Not true. I have very large strong hands with fingers growing out of places you wouldn't believe. you've never seen anything like it, quite frankly"
Mr. President, this website called "hecksbear dot net" kept on insisting that I was in this ridiculous movie about plastic dolls with Ryan Gosling which just sounds like a rip-off of Lars and the Real Doll.
As a fellow victim of fake news, can you clarify here once and for all that this "doll movie" that I was supposedly in never existed?
Margot, thank you so much for coming to my Reddit AMA. First of all I'd like to say I think you're a beautiful, beautiful woman. I would love to spend a night with you. Second of all, the Fake News Liberal Media are obsessed with spreading falsehoods about hard working Americans like you and me.
Would love to spend a night with you!
-DJT
If I were ever so lucky as to get a membership to Mar-a-lago, what should I get from the buffet?
Well here at Mar-a-lago we're constantly keeping our buffet options fresh, so I can't really recommend something since the menu is always evolving. What I can tell you is that the food is delicious. Try some of everything! It's all Trump quality!
Mr. President,
I had this bit idea last night. How does it feel to be a theif? You know who else are theives? [Unfettered racism]
Very funny!
Yes, I would be very funny if you didn't steal my bit, Mr. President.
chapotraphouse
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