I'm tired of Hexbers giving Biden a hard time over this. We should all commend him for his act of quiet quitting.
rly makes u think
About only working 10-4 or about how the last two presidents have apparently done fuckall and that it seems like not a super necessary thing to have?
Yes
He just like me fr
me but with 8pm to 2am
we’re boned
mf is sundowning.
It’ll come out in the next decade that our 46th president suffered old timers disease. Feckless and mentally incapable.
It'll be revealed by a staffer in a book deal. This staffer was later found to be ruthlessly attacking everyone on social media and even doxxing dissenters because they needed a paycheck during the 2024 election. Can anyone think of the DC consultants 🥺.
Remember when liberals were up in arms about Trump spending a lot of time golfing?
Or his 'executive' time in the morning. It's literally the same thing, including impromptu press conferences in front of the fucking helicopter.
I wish I could work 3 hours a day and have a legion of TV brains defend me on social media when I call a garage a "Johnny Shack" while campaigning in a town called Pigsfoot, Ohio.
So, he's on drugs for 6 hours a day and trying not to die for the remaining 18.
He's sundowning. He likely has Alzheimer's. But we will never know because of his fucking cult like staff.
I'm so fucking mad at his staff.
Not because they are lying assholes saying Biden was fine for months. That is a level of fraud comparable to Elizabeth Holmes with Theranos or Sam bad haircut with FTX.
I'm fucking mad at them because they are making me feel sympathetic to the fucking NYT and Pod Save America with their snarky attacks for insulting their emperor with no clothes.
It's like a whole group of people decided to become Baghdad Bob reincarnated.
It's called having a work-life balance
Part time president
Good thing world events are only scheduled during 10-4 local time. Shouldn't be a problem.
Remember “The 3:00 am phone call?”
The solution is simple. We just coordinate with the world’s leaders to conduct business - whether political, economic, or military - within those hours. We ask Putin and Hamas to ceasefire during the fatigue hours so we can make governance and politics more accessible, inclusive, and equitable to President Biden.
my mom works with dementia patients and said he was very reminiscent lmao
We should all have those work hours.
So when does Netanyahu calls him?
Biden supports Netanyahu regardless of what time it is. His fondness of genocide is in his DNA.
When his brain degrades fully and he's regressed into thinking it's 1960, all that'll be left is zionism and genocide.
Fuck I want a five hour workday, c'mon man, no mlarky
Please USians vote for Biden so we get more funny videos of him
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