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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 65 points 5 months ago

I'm tired of Hexbers giving Biden a hard time over this. We should all commend him for his act of quiet quitting.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago
[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 months ago

About only working 10-4 or about how the last two presidents have apparently done fuckall and that it seems like not a super necessary thing to have?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago
[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

me but with 8pm to 2am

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

we’re boned

astronaut-1

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

mf is sundowning.

It’ll come out in the next decade that our 46th president suffered old timers disease. Feckless and mentally incapable.

[-] elpaso@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

It'll be revealed by a staffer in a book deal. This staffer was later found to be ruthlessly attacking everyone on social media and even doxxing dissenters because they needed a paycheck during the 2024 election. Can anyone think of the DC consultants 🥺.

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

Remember when liberals were up in arms about Trump spending a lot of time golfing?

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 17 points 5 months ago

Or his 'executive' time in the morning. It's literally the same thing, including impromptu press conferences in front of the fucking helicopter.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

I wish I could work 3 hours a day and have a legion of TV brains defend me on social media when I call a garage a "Johnny Shack" while campaigning in a town called Pigsfoot, Ohio.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 5 months ago

So, he's on drugs for 6 hours a day and trying not to die for the remaining 18.

[-] elpaso@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

He's sundowning. He likely has Alzheimer's. But we will never know because of his fucking cult like staff.

I'm so fucking mad at his staff.

Not because they are lying assholes saying Biden was fine for months. That is a level of fraud comparable to Elizabeth Holmes with Theranos or Sam bad haircut with FTX.

I'm fucking mad at them because they are making me feel sympathetic to the fucking NYT and Pod Save America with their snarky attacks for insulting their emperor with no clothes.

It's like a whole group of people decided to become Baghdad Bob reincarnated.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

It's called having a work-life balance

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

Part time president

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Good thing world events are only scheduled during 10-4 local time. Shouldn't be a problem.

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Remember “The 3:00 am phone call?”

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The solution is simple. We just coordinate with the world’s leaders to conduct business - whether political, economic, or military - within those hours. We ask Putin and Hamas to ceasefire during the fatigue hours so we can make governance and politics more accessible, inclusive, and equitable to President Biden.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

my mom works with dementia patients and said he was very reminiscent lmao

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

We should all have those work hours.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

So when does Netanyahu calls him?

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Biden supports Netanyahu regardless of what time it is. His fondness of genocide is in his DNA.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

When his brain degrades fully and he's regressed into thinking it's 1960, all that'll be left is zionism and genocide.

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Fuck I want a five hour workday, c'mon man, no mlarky

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago
[-] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Please USians vote for Biden so we get more funny videos of him

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