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Menacing (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

Ok so I have my starting gear and two 500lb barrels of mayonnaise

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

That's okay, you're a bard so that's just your instrument

[-] MantisTobogganMD@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

no patrick.

[-] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

We don't have encumbrance until you make me give you encumbrance. That's how it works.

You get encumbrance quick lol

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

That's a great way to run it tbh

[-] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

It's worked out so far. I don't find counting lbs to make sure you're under a weight limit fun, but I also don't want people carrying around 5000lb of random shit. This has been my solution.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Sometimes that's how you get Old Man Henderson.

[-] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I've not heard of Old Man Henderson before, so thanks for prompting me to read this lmao.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

I ritualistically begin every character sheet with an 10-foot ladder in my pack.

I always have to justify it about a million games later but it's my favorite ridiculous thing to carry.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just say it's gnomish and he made a teloscopic one.

Like so (26 ft)

[-] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

I mean, just claim its a rope ladder, only good for going down, or a good grapple throw to go up.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Why stop at 10? Surely a 20' a-frame would be more useful. :)

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The most memorable time was when I was playing a Blickish (see also; halfling) and the ladder was taller than me by more than double. I said it was collapsible! It stuck up over my head and my pack was lashed to it!

The ensuing chaos of people fighting for and against this information was highly entertaining.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Nice. Never leave home without your tactical ladder:

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This is exactly what I had in mind!!

I saved this pic. Thank you!

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

* You feel your sins crawling on your back.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

That’s alright, I have no conscience so I’m not weighed down.

[-] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 1 points 2 years ago

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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