Speed bumps

Scientists are on the cusp of developing a cameltoe free wetsuit. Research pictured.

Get a move on Burt, we're going waterskiing!

sports bras be like

High-tech camel.

Camel e sports

"Wendeeeell! Does this make me look fat? Be honest!"

I somehow have this one Gary Larson cartoon in mind, where a cow with a pearl necklace and a martini stands in front of a window and says: "Wendell, I'm not content..."