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Lifeguard rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 61 points 4 months ago

Lifeguard knows his shit. Drowning people don't scream and flail like that.

[-] fnafdesktopfan111@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 4 months ago

swiss people can't swim, silly

[-] idk837384@thelemmy.club 34 points 4 months ago

Those skin tone swim trunks are really messing with me

[-] subignition@fedia.io 89 points 4 months ago

that's his left leg crossed over his right

[-] Myr@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Oh so what we're seeing is his knee. Thought it was like an ab line or something.

[-] idk837384@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 months ago

I could not figure out what was going on for the life of me

[-] sloppysol@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Is the rule that lifeguards hotness relates inversely to their swimming ability? Cause attractiveness matters and ugly people don’t, except when it comes to “ability,” which we really identify with true value? Application of assistance? Apologies

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 4 months ago

Also, fat people are more buoyant than muscular ones, which helps when they need to keep another person afloat

[-] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Don't matter if you're skinny or fat, conditioning is what's going to matter when you're trying to cross-chest carry some beefcake who thought he could handle himself in big surf.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

So, if depth of water is a metaphor for life then of course tall guy is like don’t be silly, but shorty might choke in high tide

[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

For a very hot second I was wondering why is the lifeguard isn't wearing 🩳

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