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[-] context@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

"do you want to dumpster dive at luxury car dealerships and michelin star restaurants like i do?"

i assume it's based on renting out dumpster access to a large number of other raccoons in a way that's organized kind of like a structure with several tiers?

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Other raccoons, but also opossums, rats, and this one owl who pays premium for the dumpster behind the beanis factory.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Putting an image of an empty peanut butter jar with the lid off onscreen and then slapping the big red button that makes an air horn sound while confetti falls down around me and I yell BUY BUY BUY at the camera

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

You've seen my network news show! soviet-heart

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Of course, I am interested in the finest market (dumpster) analysis

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Empty pizza boxes with cheese stuck to the lid futures are up. stonks-up Gorbie's Pizza is having a sale next week.

[-] context@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Empty pizza boxes with cheese stuck to the lid futures are up.

yeah, cheese stuck to the lid futures are up now, but that means the time to buy was a couple weeks ago. the deep value play here is black mold futures, which will see a second order bump down the road.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago
[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No, I don't think so.

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