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[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Third dial on the left panel under the screen. Pull it up, rotate it 90 degrees counterclockwise, then push it back in.

It works, trust me.

[-] Dipbeneaththelasers@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago

Worked for me. Highly recommend.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

don't listen to him this just deletes system32

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago

That's a massive MFD. Now to install flight simulator on it so you can fly while you fly.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Better install DCS and map the controls to the ones in the cockpit

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

If you install a flight sim in the glass cockpit, and you link it to the real controls, you could end up with the same view on the screen as through the canopy.

Add some drift correction where the plane on screen is automatically teleported/tilted according to GNSS and gyros, and you can fly your f35 in 3rd person view.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Needs multiplayer support for flying in formations.

[-] youngalfred@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago

Have you tried scanning the QR code?

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Try doing a barrel roll while holding the power button. Or maybe it was the konami code on the flight stick...

[-] xan1242@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Konami code will summon an option and basically turn the craft into Gradius.

Highly recommended.

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 1 month ago

Have you tried restarting the device?

Turn off the HUD & engines, then reboot

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago
[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Press Right, Left, Left, Right, Up, Down, Down, Right. for 1 extra life.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

No, that’s how you lose one life.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Up, Down, Left, Right, L Yaw, R Yaw, Eject. Gets you out of cockpit view and into spectator mode

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 20 points 1 month ago

Jetplanes run on Windows. 🤦

Btw, how bad is security in jetplanes generally?

[-] SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

What do you think this is? War thunder forums?

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It was worth a shot

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

how bad is security in jet planes generally

not bad at all, tbh. The insecure bits are secured by people with guns.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

But the guys with guns LOVE picking up porn usbs

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

there are a lot of really really good tools to mitigate this threat

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah but the other people with guns are always trying to crash your system.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 3 points 1 month ago

IT security?

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago

Sorry pal, but the CrowdStrike causes a boot loop and safe mode won't help. What's worse is the F-35 Lightning II has all the components operated by electronic hydraulics (EHAS) and cannot be overridden unless you're an electrician and suddenly find a way to make a lot of leg room.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[-] Thann@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Pull your Fedora CD out of your survival pouch, and use a paperclip to open the CD tray

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Just wait until it reboots a few times, then it allows you to select safe mode.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

With any luck, each reboot takes no more than a minute or so, assuming 15 reboots and a starting elevation of 40,000 feet.

[-] zerosignal@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

The X-32 ran Linux, if the DOD woulda chose that, we wouldn't be in this situation smh my damn head.

[-] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I thought it must be running windows xp still. Nice to see modern BSOD.

[-] SteveTech@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

Sigh...

Wait for it to reboot 3 times and automatically enter recovery, Troubleshoot > Advanced Options > Command Prompt, del C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike\C-00000291*.sys

Is the fastest way to do this assuming no bitlocker. Also C: sometimes isn't mounted at C:, you might have to try all the letters between C: and X:, or just boot into safe mode.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

assuming no bitlocker

Lol, hope dude's got the encryption keys up there in the cockpit with him

There's a power button under the nose, you need to hald that down for 5 seconds

[-] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

When you have the live USB but do not remember how to reach BIOS and start trying randoms imputs

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I always have to do a search. Why can’t we just standardize on something? Even from the same manufacturer different models use different F-keys. It’s ridiculous.

[-] badbytes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Have you tried installing Crowdstrike?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

IDF installs that.

You have to do a VFR takeoff/landing cycle up to 15 times, and then it should resolve itself

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

You know, back in the 90s people would joke that instead of Microsoft making Flight Simulator more like flying a real plane, they would work to make flying a plane more like playing Flight Simulator.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

You know, this was a critical plot point of multiple sci-fi media franchises.

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Did you not safely eject??

[-] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

You’ll have to shut it down and bump start it to boot from the UEFI

this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2024
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