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[-] snooggums@midwest.social 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Don't give them ideas!

[-] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 5 months ago

Seriously

[-] kaboom36@ani.social 6 points 5 months ago

They'll do anything but bring back the headphone jack

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