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[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago
[-] asante@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The UK's Food Standards Agency commissioned a study [...] found "a possible link between the consumption of these artificial colours and a sodium benzoate preservative and increased hyperactivity" in the children;

well-constructed argument.

[-] asante@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

i'm going with anime girls and weed brownies because:

  • "sugar, spice and everything nice" perfectly describes her
  • she would probably be in life-threatening condition with any other recreational drug
[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

All the candy in the medicine cabinet

[-] asante@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

of course! an onset of hyperglycaemia would quickly follow a high increase in hyperactivity. good answer.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Possibly chewed on a ginseng pill.

[-] asante@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Symptoms of mild overdose may include dry mouth and lips, excitation, fidgeting, irritability, [...]

that would perfectly explain her behaviour. great thinking.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

She licked a crystal meth line instead of snorting it

[-] asante@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

she very well may have mistaken the meth for ice. reasonable judgement.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  1. I feel fucking excluded. This is anti-polish discrimination.
  2. I was right, it was grandma's jam with a pinch of c o c a i n e

EDIT: I can't fucking read for shit. God damn it.

[-] asante@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

fair point! would explain the house setting that could be her grandma's.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

I dunno but if you detach her pigtails she'll power down on some Arale-chan type beats

[-] asante@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

maybe her pigtails were swapped out? that would explain her malfunctioning.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago

That's an entire possibility

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