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big sword (lemmy.world)

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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 32 points 3 months ago

Currved swords. Can you believe it? Curved swords!!!

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago

I played as a Nord. Of course I hated redguards, damn immigrants. Also khajits. Dam copper stealing fortune tellers.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I like playing as an orc. Everyone and everything is just fodder.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

I love redguards. I hate argonians because I'm racist

[-] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago

Hmm, hate Argonian, you say? What were you doing in the room the entire night with that Argonian maid?

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 12 points 3 months ago

Come one we all know it was polishing spears

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

You don't have any proof! And it was you who was fucked by Argonian maid, not me!

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Those damn Dark Elves eating all of our food and sinking up our cities!

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

You hate the Thalmor because you're racist. I hate the Thalmor because I'm not. We are not the same

[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“Fuck all that singing and shit.”

“You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved penises. B I G curved penises”

“Heh heh heh heeeee. That’s for damn sure.”

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