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Voting for Copmala is officially a good bit. I don't like it any more than you do.
It would also make Hillary mad
It would be funny if this meeker, mentally scarred version of Trump is permanent and his newfound quietness makes him look weak. Like the CIA trying to burn Castro’s beard
Good point i'm voting for Trump ironically now
Get Trump to agree to a debate with her (she just does the previously agreed upon one scheduled and fills for Joe)
About 10 minutes in when Trump is speaking, pull out a previously hidden balloon out of his vision. Pop it so that it's as loud as possible.
She wins.
All those hogs will see their beautiful Aryan chad daddy on the ground cowering while Kamala just holds up a popped balloon and smiles*
Bonus, there's a non-zero chance that a recently chastised, grievance-bearing secret service are trigger happy and desperate to never hear people talking shit ever again. Crossfire could lead to hilarious results
Wait, it's actually doable? 
🦋 If you believe it
You can achieve it 🦋
Here, you'll need this... 
Gerald Ford survived two attempts and lost
What? He got shot like, ages ago I barely remember the details. Didn't he like get his ear blown off or something? It's been like hundreds of news cycles and the memory is blurry
“If you’re falling out of a coconut tree, God bless you” - AOC
If kamalah wins, i need... and i mean NEED... to see a meme of the Trump after shooting fist in the air photo with a coconut bonking him on the head with X's over his eyes 
style.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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