[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 107 points 2 weeks ago

automated, any sentence with the word “stop” in it would have resulted in the same

“will she stop gooning and come already?”
“you have been unsubscribed from democrats 2024”

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  • anyone identifying as ‘isntraeli’ and not ‘occupied Palestinian’ isn’t a comrade
  • anyone identifying as ‘amerikkkan’ and not ‘occupied Turtle Islander’ isn’t a comrade
  • anyone identifying as ‘ausstralian’ and not ‘occupied Kangaroo Islander’ isn’t a comrade
  • anyone identifying as ‘ssouth kkkorean’ and not ‘occupied Korean’ isn’t a comrade
  • anyone identifying as ‘north irelander’ and not ‘occupied Irish’ isn’t a comrade
  • et al
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https://xcancel.com/jack7murray/status/1814075089442243039

Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win. https://xcancel.com/PeterTwinklage/status/1814095463722725423

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 131 points 2 months ago

Biden, 81, had been scheduled to take the stage an hour and a half prior.

he doesn’t have covid, you don’t make people wait 90 minutes for that announcement. they’re making shit up because they tried to get him coherent for over an hour and nothing was working.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 88 points 2 months ago

“trump has that honest ‘i don’t give a shit about you’ that really resonated with my husband, not this ‘pretend to give a shit for positive media attention’ biden keeps doling out”

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[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 112 points 2 months ago

giving the biden regime the green light to merc trump legally, but they’d rather give him a second term

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 82 points 4 months ago

he was shaken up and thought Slotkin intended to threaten him. The tracker, who passed away not long after the incident

so she killed the guy, really burying the lede just mentioning the dogs names

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 106 points 5 months ago

“My cybertruck wouldn’t stop as I mowed through pedestrians until I wrapped around a telephone pole. The doctors say I may never walk again. Still love the truck, though.”

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[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 99 points 7 months ago

so in amerikkka protesting is de facto illegal, since people get black bagged, the FBI probing them, and it’s legal to run over protestors with land yachts in some states

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They told me they were a programmer, but when I found out it was for the NSA I broke it off. Now they’re here begging me to give them another chance with a bluetooth speaker playing Peter Gabriel.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 79 points 8 months ago

Now I know this plan is foolproof. Check this out. First of all, you and me start studying in Canada. Doesn't matter the university, okay, just so long as we get in there, all right? Then we just go there every day, do the work, study, gain their trust until we get them in the palm of our hand.

All right. So how we get the intel?

That's the beauty of it, bro. They deposit the intel into our brains, week after week, month after month. They're not even gonna know they're being spied on. And then 4 or 6 years later, we graduate like nothing even happened.

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nevermind, already been done

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 79 points 11 months ago

Was written by a CDPR dev during crunch that was tied to a desk, then a manager found out and swapped a couple words out.

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