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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 101 points 4 months ago

As an American I can tell you that it's better to just beat that dead dog. Well, horse really. Elephant. It's definitely an elephant. Now get out your flail and go to town at that bitch. And continue the beatings until the problem is resolved.

[-] richieadler@lemmy.myserv.one 28 points 4 months ago

Elephant. It’s definitely an elephant

More like a blue whale, really.

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

Thought they were joking about Republicans

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

I thought it was a joke about the size of the problem.

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 3 points 4 months ago

It was a definitely a joke about the elephant in the room

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[-] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

Serious question: If the american health care system (which may be the most prominent thing stopping migration currently) would become a socialized-financed commodity how much %GDP would America loose?

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Probably none, because the people wouldn't go bankrupt because of a broken leg and be able to spend the money and be able to keep spending money on something worthwhile instead. Breaking people's necks financially by means of medical bills is not a great thing in the long run for the economy.

[-] blackbirdbiryani@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

America spends the most on healthcare already, it's ludicrous

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

The current healthcare is a net loss for the country. The only people losing money would be private medical industry, and its share holders, but it wouldn't off set the losses caused by the crushing expenses, and bankruptcies as far as the general GDP is concerned.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Now get out your flail and go to town at that bitch.

Kinky

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I don't speak the language, but my guess is that the Portuguese equivalent of "beating a dead horse" uses a dog instead?

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[-] suction@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That’s why I don’t travel to the US even though I’ve only been to Hawaii so far. Food is a huge problem, either you poison your body with chemicals or you’ll have the most stressful time of the day eating because of the waiter nagging you every two minutes if you like your food or want anything. Because they think that constitutes “good service”. No other country’s restaurant culture is like this, wtf??

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago

Give

Me

More

Drink

Refills

Or I'll watch your children starve.

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

either you poison your body with chemicals

One huge reason why I'm considering getting out. My immune system is very angry because of this.

nagging you every two minutes

I make no apologies for anyone on this: we lost our way. My best guess is that at some point, we had this down pat by bringing a "touch of class" to dining establishments through emulating servant culture of the early 1900's. This is well portrayed in costume drama as near-psychic level ability to anticipate the diner's (master's) needs in a well-choreographed experience. That only works if you can anticipate people through a long-term working relationship, or diners have very well-rehearsed table manners. I think it got corrupted over time as a lot of this fell out fashion, and what we're left with is diners that are wholly unpredictable and wait staff that have no idea what they're emulating.

Local Korean restaurants around town brought their dining culture with them, and it's loads better. Wait staff have their head on a swivel from the waiter's station, but only engage when flagged down. This is immeasurably more pleasant.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Would you like another glass of ice cubes?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 32 points 4 months ago

Don't forget mass shootings!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 20 points 4 months ago

Part of a healthy USA education

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago

If you survive elementary school.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

why not, they forget mass shootings immediately after they happen.

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[-] radivojevic@discuss.online 22 points 4 months ago

Not really clever. And as this is posted in a .UK, I’d like to remind you all that the UK isn’t doing too well, and they’re the laughing stock of the EU.

Enjoy Brexit!

[-] toastus@feddit.org 19 points 4 months ago

As as EU citizen I have zero interest in moving to the UK.

But I would still much much rather live in the UK than the US.
That country is straight up fucked on a fundemental level.

[-] radivojevic@discuss.online 6 points 4 months ago

Well, it’s because of the fundies. ;)

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

Bit mean considering you are our guest. You may as well just throw in a jab at our teeth.

[-] radivojevic@discuss.online 6 points 4 months ago

Modern medical advancements take time to come to former world powers. You’ll get there some day!! ;)

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Ouch! 4th degree burns.

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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

The murder rate in the USA is very high compared to its peers, at 6.383 per 100,000. Canada, for example, has a rate which is almost three times lower at 2.273 per 100,000.

Brazil has a murder rate of 20.606 per 100,000. I think I'll stick with our tipping culture and lack of public health system.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Or maybe check out Canada instead

[-] Rookwood@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure Brazilian GINI is higher than US even. Not a good comparison. But most of Europe is better than us, we rank with the former Soviet Slavic countries in terms of HDI when adjusted for GINI. Canada as you mentioned, probably Australia.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Thank goodness this was downvoted! It’s so offensive. Or something. 🙄

Why so high here vs. Canadia?

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's an interesting question. People like to blame guns, but

The United States’ homicide rate of 3.8 is clearly higher than that of eg France (1.0), Germany (0.8), Australia (1.1), or Canada (1.4). However, as per the FBI, only 11,208 of our 16,121 murders were committed with firearms, eg 69%. By my calculations, that means our nonfirearm murder rate is 1.2. In other words, our non-firearm homicide rate alone is higher than France, Germany, and Australia’s total homicide rate.

That's from here, which is an interesting but long discussion of the topic:

https://slatestarcodex.com/2016/01/06/guns-and-states/

https://slatestarcodex.com/2016/01/10/guns-and-states-2-son-of-a-gun/

Edit: I'm not saying guns aren't part of the explanation, but they don't appear to account for the majority of the difference.

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 4 months ago

Ah, SSC. I was going to make a joke about how it'll get blamed on ~~black people~~ Human Biodiversity, but Scott actually does

And this is murder rate by state correlated with percent black population:

This would seem to support the “culture of violence” theory.

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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

I know a chick who moved here from Brazil when she was 18 or 19. She moved away a couple of years ago at 35 and is a lot happier for doing so.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Tipping everywhere didn't pop up until square cash started dominating the POS terminal market, and leaving tipping on by default. People being the huge pushovers that they are and tipping everywhere instead of rejecting it is what allowed it to stay. It'll happen in your country too.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Good luck trying that shit in France. I think the fact that the actual word we use literally means "for drinks" (pourboire) hammers home the fact that this is extra money you are giving a "service" employee because you like them, and not because their employer is not paying them enough

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Might be more of a cultural difference than just the word, because we use the same word in Québec and unfortunately we have a very similar tipping system to the US. We even have different wages for employees that are considered doing a tipping job (salaire au pourboire), just like the US.

And more and more, it's unfortunately common to go in a place where tipping was not expected, and now they are showing tipping options on the terminal, or they leave little jars in front of the cash register.

I went in France a few months ago and it was so refreshing not to have to bother with this BS.

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago

The tipping on the payment terminal is also being pushed in France, in restaurants and some bars

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[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sadly that stupid shit with tipping is coming to brazil slowly, most restaurants in my city ask for 12% or 15% tip. Still optional ofc.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Optional in the US too. No friends nor employees will judge you for 0%?

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

Some of them absolutely will judge you, remember you, and make sure you get worse service the next time you eat there.

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[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

Do Brazilians have worker's rights?

[-] TTimo@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

It's ok I wouldn't move to Brazil either

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

angry noises over barbeque, cheesebread, good coffee, carnaval and violent crimes

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