Trump Vows To Unite Nation Against Common Enemy Of Other Americans : theonion

[+] hotpot8toe@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago

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[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Yup. Didn't read as an odd headline to me. Just thought he was ramping up crazy talk again.

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Not even "close to being real". Just real at this point.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 8 points 3 months ago

The Onion is back, baby! And somehow it has become John Wick.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

I have GOT to unsubscribe from this community until after the election. In the 90s I could laugh at how absurd the stories were, and how only stupid people could think it was real.

But this......we now live in an absurd reality where I'm sure Fox News could legit run with this headline. How do you run a news satire website, when life itself is a satire of itself???

I'm mentally exausted. Good thing this election will be over soon.

checks calander

IT'S JULY???!!!

[-] kfchan@fedia.io 15 points 3 months ago

The biggest change in my thinking in the last 5 years was going from "HOW are people this stupid?" to "People actually ARE this stupid."

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

“Look to your right. Now look to your left. Every man, woman, and child you see? We will fight them all. With your support, the American people will be defeated once and for all.”

Too perfect.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

This isn't satire, it's just an observation of what he unironically claims to be doing.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

I'm surprised Trump hasn't set up a subscription service for being American™ so that he can say political enemies are not American™.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

It's not civil war though, that only happens in brown countries

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 3 months ago

Best laugh I had in a while. Thank you.