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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by CollisionResistance@lemm.ee to c/news@hexbear.net

Full quote:

“I've been tested again today. I'm clear across the board, but they keep telling me, because this has to be 10 days or something.”

“I gotta keep wearing it, but don't tell 'em I didn't have it on when I walked in.”

Must watch:

Dr. Fauci responds to study that says masks didn't work - CNN

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

May he be reunited with his first wife soon.

[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Go hug your wife, Joe nicholson-yes

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

The real virus is the mild inconvenience for the safety of others who can't afford healthcare.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

10 days? So peasants are forced back to work after 5 days of work (which they likely won't even take time off because they'll lie about being healthy or get fired), but the king gets double that and he's still ungrateful for the privilege

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Have any of you considered that the mask might be scwatchy :(((((

Good, if he’s not going to give us covid protections he shouldn’t get any either. I don’t think he should be allowed to wear a mask, and they shouldn’t let people wear one near him either.

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Covid please take out more of these old ghouls

i hear on Mr. Ed they got the horse to move his lips by putting peanut butter on his gums

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