It’s unfortunate that England is filled with English people. When I was there it was so incredibly clear that’s like, where I evolved to live. My allergies disappeared, the sun felt nice on my skin instead of like tiny needles, and even in the middle of a heatwave it barely broke 80F. It rains a lot but in the way that I like, where it’s drizzling for a long time and you put up an umbrella and enjoy the aesthetic, vs here where you have an hour a day of the craziest thunderstorm you’ve ever seen.

Why the fuck did white people move to Florida it hurts to live here what the fuck was wrong with my ancestors

I mean, yeah

Why are train tickets so expensive in UK, makes me so maddddd even with my railcard discount :((

most popular worldwide sentiment next to Death to America

and you said that too, this is the most popular post scientifically possible

I haven't decided whether the UK or US hates children more

unfortunately some of us need to live there