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[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 101 points 11 months ago

Item #: SCP-███

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is to be housed in a hermetically sealed containment chamber at Site-███. The chamber must be equipped with industrial-grade air filtration systems and must be disinfected hourly. Personnel entering the chamber must wear Level A hazmat suits and carry a personal air purification unit. Under no circumstances should personnel remain within SCP-███’s containment chamber for more than 15 minutes.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 27-year-old Caucasian male, previously known as █████ ███████, who has been the subject of an anomalous physiological change resulting from an extended period of poor personal hygiene. SCP-███ possesses the belief that abstaining from cleaning his genital area will produce pheromones attractive to women. This belief has manifested an anomalous property in SCP-███, generating a noxious odor that repels humans within a 250-meter radius.

The odor produced by SCP-███ has been classified as SCP-███-1. SCP-███-1 has been shown to cause immediate nausea, disorientation, and a strong instinctual urge to flee in exposed subjects. Continued exposure leads to more severe symptoms, including vomiting, temporary blindness, and in some cases, auditory hallucinations.

Addendum ███-A: Extract for Psychological Evaluation

Dr. ███████: Can you explain why you continue this... regimen, despite its effects?

SCP-███: You don't understand. I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. They just haven't smelled it long enough. They'll come around. They always do in the end.

[-] Lemmyvisitor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

what happens if they wash him

[-] Fern@lemmy.world 75 points 11 months ago

Now this is what I assume is usually happening on 4-chan

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 11 months ago

Not too far off. /b/ seems to have been inundated with a spam meme about some goth guy eating logs of shit for at least a few months now.

[-] linkhidalgogato@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

few months?????? dude this has been a thing for like a decade.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago

Why did this make me laugh??

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I mostly see either normal porn, some disgusting shit or gay sex.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 11 months ago

Delete this.

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