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submitted 10 months ago by Vodulas@beehaw.org to c/politics@beehaw.org

Archive version: https://web.archive.org/web/20240726142307/https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-dolphin-search-history/

It has been so great to see how horrible Vance is as a VP pick. I would hazard a guess that nobody else would say yes to Trump after he was willing to sacrifice Pence.

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[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 61 points 10 months ago

Boy, it would be terrible if his nickname became

Flipper🐬Vance

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

The Legend of Flipper Vance

Episode IV: Avoiding Seductive Couches
[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago

The Legend of Flipper Vance

Episode XI: Couch surfing for fun and profit

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Damnit, that's a WAY better title! I knew there were some quality opportunities

Well done

[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Well thank you but it’s always easier to riff on an idea than generate the first one!

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 9 points 10 months ago

That works on at least two levels

[-] Vodulas@beehaw.org 41 points 10 months ago

He left the tweet up. It is still there (from February 17th). Just...wow

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 39 points 10 months ago
[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 10 months ago

Man, imagine being a powerless Homelander and choosing The Deep as your preferred sidekick.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 months ago

Well, Blanc White won’t do it now.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@beehaw.org 21 points 10 months ago

Wow.

I am not one to kink shame, but dude, c'mon. THIS and Trump are the best the Republican Party could do? Out of 330,000,000 people?

It just goes to show that Republicans are monumental pieces of shit.

[-] BlackLaZoR@kbin.run 20 points 10 months ago

The problem, according to the commenters, is that the words "woman" and "dolphin" were highlighted in the image, suggesting that whoever took the screenshot apparently searched for those exact terms.

Seems like a nothing burger blown out of proportion by the press. Stop upvoting garbage pls

[-] Vodulas@beehaw.org 25 points 10 months ago

But it is a funny nothing burger that shows how out of touch Vance is

[-] BlackLaZoR@kbin.run 8 points 10 months ago

More like, it shows that media will leech into anything.

[-] LukeZaz@beehaw.org 7 points 10 months ago

With you here. The title made it sound like a lot more than it actually was.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 7 points 10 months ago

You can't tell me what to or not to upvote. Shits funny...upvote.

[-] Auzy@beehaw.org 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'd disagree

It really just demonstrates how cringe republicans are.. And it's important to highlight just how cringe these people are.

I have lots of weird friends (and I'm probably weird myself). I actually prefer to hang with weird people.

But it's important to highlight just how contradictory the anti-porn conservative party acts. It's not weird, its just cringe. And its even worse because they're trying to define what normal is and demanding people follow it

[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

"Damn you, Internet, for showing people things they search for," former journalist Morten Øverbye wrote in response.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

Dudes the first millennial candidate and his opsec is worse than a 90 year old grandparent. Here's hoping Harris' vp is a millennial to save some dignity for the generation, historically speaking.

[-] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 7 points 10 months ago

JD Vance is a Peter Thiel sock puppet.

[-] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 14 points 10 months ago

So the bestiality guy is the least sexually deviant person on the ticket. Got it.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 12 points 10 months ago

that certainly is a raw story (.com)

[-] Vodulas@beehaw.org 10 points 10 months ago
[-] kbin_space_program@kbin.run 10 points 10 months ago

Man, and we all thought his whole thing over couches was bad.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

Man, if we could only find a video of a dolphin doing a couch. Did I just rule 34 that into existence?

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

Margie would do it. But she wants to be in the spotlight too much, so he'd never ask her.

[-] jarfil@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

Not to defend the guy... but most millennials might be familiar with the Goatse website, which in its heyday used to link to Lemon Party and... Dolphinse.

Next he might repost Tub Whale.

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 9 months ago

Deep is that you?

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