He also appears to have sold nuclear secrets to the Russians, which also sounds sort of important or something.
Fuck Ron Johnson.
Yes, I know it's the wrong Johnson but, still, it needs to be said.
Elon convinced everybody The Boring Company’s weird underground car holes a mile long was the only option. And then he quit once he chased off competition from the public option.
It hasn’t turned up anywhere else yet, so I’ve occasionally been checking the grocery store for the last few years.
He’s been a week away from shutting down for… a dozen years?
Tax the rich.
Close! It’s actually that bit on Boston Dynamics latest android that starts each morning with a nice slow drag on a cigarette.
Economists: “WONTFIX: Working as designed.”
I wish I had a decent explanation. But instead, I have Windows 11’s shiny new Taskbar configuration menu that politely warns me that showing seconds on the clock takes more power. Right under the “Show Copilot” button.
These fucks are fucked.
That is (was) DMOZ: the Mozilla Directory of websites, now curlie.org, after AOL shut it down in 2017.
They have a Patreon if you want to help them maintain it.
I prompted Bing with Ian Malcom's timeless quote, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should," and it gave me this nightmare in return.
Hey, if you don’t need your worldly possessions anymore, just lmk, I take venmo.
The death of this guy has to do with some of it, he worked on some pretty cool stuff and was an all-around pretty awesome dude working for the betterment of the world.
Wait till you hear about Job.