The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it
A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him
Coincidence?
I think not
Aren't you legally obligated not to sell it as a condition of buying one? I thought Elon was making people keep them to keep the value up.
Everyone at the neighborhood barbecue when this loser drives past: 
I'd like to think I was the final straw because I gave him the full-on
Does tesla have a tipline. I think selling their vehicles second hand breaks TOS!
Hmm, this might violate my stance on snitching
But then again, it would be very funny...
yeah lets brick that thing.
in more ways then one
it does look like a joke car. it’s also rlly funny seeing a $115,000 listing of FB marketplace
Listing something expensive is begging to be robbed lol. Like you just let everyone know you can afford a $100k thing willy nilly like that
I mean if you keep driving around in a cybertruck you achieve the same thing but in real life.
Look at the ugly plastic wheel trim
It damages the tires, lol 
that shit box is so expensive, it makes me feel richer just knowing I wouldn't buy one even if I had a zillion dollars.
On the other hand, it’s a giant visible marker indicating who has a lot of money. If you were to follow them or put a GPS on them, you can probably rob them because they’re likely idiots with no spatial awareness and leave with something nice.
The price would have to come down a lot more than that
you'd have to pay me to take it and then I'd sell it for scrap metal
and mostly scrap plastic
Yep, this is your daily reminder that those "steel" body panels are just plastic with a thin sheet of stainless foil on the very outside
I remember libs laughing at Trabant for having plastic on metal frame, turns out they love when it's the other way.
There's loads of these for sale everywhere. People are trying to get out of their stupid investment before the hype evaporates and with the depreciation crash.
i've been meaning to point and laugh at these idiots, but when it comes to doing it I chicken out because i'm afraid their bruised ego might cause them to use it as some sort of knife on wheels
finally started seeing one of these around and it really stirs the urge to prank someone
Get a drone with a drop feature. Put something funny and permanent as the payload. Or vinegar
Bullying works.
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