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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it

A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him

Coincidence?

I think not

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[-] Doubledee@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago

Aren't you legally obligated not to sell it as a condition of buying one? I thought Elon was making people keep them to keep the value up.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago

Everyone at the neighborhood barbecue when this loser drives past: point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

I'd like to think I was the final straw because I gave him the full-on

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago

Does tesla have a tipline. I think selling their vehicles second hand breaks TOS!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

Hmm, this might violate my stance on snitching

But then again, it would be very funny...

[-] Des@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

yeah lets brick that thing.

in more ways then one

[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

it does look like a joke car. it’s also rlly funny seeing a $115,000 listing of FB marketplace

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Listing something expensive is begging to be robbed lol. Like you just let everyone know you can afford a $100k thing willy nilly like that

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I mean if you keep driving around in a cybertruck you achieve the same thing but in real life.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

Look at the ugly plastic wheel trim

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

It damages the tires, lol hahaha

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

that shit box is so expensive, it makes me feel richer just knowing I wouldn't buy one even if I had a zillion dollars.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

On the other hand, it’s a giant visible marker indicating who has a lot of money. If you were to follow them or put a GPS on them, you can probably rob them because they’re likely idiots with no spatial awareness and leave with something nice.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

The price would have to come down a lot more than that

[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

you'd have to pay me to take it and then I'd sell it for scrap metal

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago
[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Yep, this is your daily reminder that those "steel" body panels are just plastic with a thin sheet of stainless foil on the very outside

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 months ago

I remember libs laughing at Trabant for having plastic on metal frame, turns out they love when it's the other way.

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

There's loads of these for sale everywhere. People are trying to get out of their stupid investment before the hype evaporates and with the depreciation crash.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

i've been meaning to point and laugh at these idiots, but when it comes to doing it I chicken out because i'm afraid their bruised ego might cause them to use it as some sort of knife on wheels

finally started seeing one of these around and it really stirs the urge to prank someone

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Get a drone with a drop feature. Put something funny and permanent as the payload. Or vinegar

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Bullying works.

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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