This dude banged a couch?
Yes, he’s a homosectional.
Many people are saying it.
Including this dude himself
He enjoys some cushion for the pushin'.
It's called a loveseat for a reason
I have so many questions too. What sort of couch? Fabric or leather? Were people sitting on the couch at the time?
Futon Fornication
hey man. he also built fences.
Build a million fences you're a fence builder.
Lay a million bricks you're a brick layer.
But you fuck one couch...
heheh. was not sure anyone would pick up on that.
More cushion for the push'n.
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
So this real or a gag we are all in?
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