I once told a new guy not to stress over the Champagne because they bounce if you drop them.
I managed to stop him spiking the bottle into the floor.
I once told a new guy not to stress over the Champagne because they bounce if you drop them.
I managed to stop him spiking the bottle into the floor.
I'm pretty sure if it really had that feature it would be very prominently advertised on it, no guesswork needed
"Hmm, that one must have been defective, Ill try again."
“How the hell is the entire store’s inventory defective?! Talk about unlucky!”
That would make my day
This sounds like a dad joke gone wrong
You mean gone right.
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