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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago

FYI, you probably aren't a strong enough swimmer to get far enough that nobody sees the binoculars. They know what you're doing.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 47 points 3 months ago

I'm legit surprised stuff like this doesn't have a bunch of people crying about the impropriety of the meme.

I shitpost all the time in the main communities, and stupid shit like this gets removed/complained about because people follow this rule:

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

This is the greentext community, so more of the people here understand what they're getting into.

I still hate the straight up racist and misogynist posts, but this one is more self-deprecating.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I get all of these from r9k and it's really kind of anything goes there unless someone is actively using the site to commit a crime somehow

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Occasional grumbles happen and I have to tap the sidebar.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 3 months ago

The horror.

I'm all for political correctness and not making people feel terrible about themselves. However, there are a lot of people who take things way, way, too seriously on the internet. I posted a meme about Hulk Hogan and got asked why I was posting a meme with a racist in it. Just take the meme at face value, people.

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

People have forgotten how to have fun.

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

Most normal 4channer

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 69 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

step 1: jerk off in the ocean

step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom

step 3: fisherman catches fish

step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

Later virgins ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have no foreskin, and I must coom.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Have you heard of sounding?

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

That's the worst pepe I've ever seen (and yes, I've seen the market.)

[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 21 points 3 months ago

You ever bust a nut underwater? I'm just talking about in fresh water, sounds like hell on earth with salt water

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Just in the hot tub that one time. That was a fun night for all...

[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 4 points 3 months ago

So inside a vagina or ass or just underwater??

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 3 months ago

Doesn't really matter. The lubricants get washed away, making for an uncomfortable ride for everyone involved.

[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 4 points 3 months ago

It's terrible, I did the hot tub thing once and never again

[-] EatATaco@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Yup my wife and I got part way into it and we're like "this sucks no thanks."

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I feel it would be safer/easier to just actually get a girlfriend.

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 32 points 3 months ago

Safer? Yes. Easier? Not if you're that much of a goon.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I did roughly the same several times on vacation in Greece.

I pollinated the mediterranean sea.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Better hope nothing pollinated you, your urethra isn't a one way road if something is looking for a host.

[-] doofy77@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Gotta watch out for them Dick Goa'uld.

[-] halvar@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Karma's a bitch

this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024
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