too much carbonation. they'd notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.
Cold brew might work and look better
This guy fucks.
Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.
Equally unhinged as the soy sauce
use coffee
Gross. Who sips coffee?
You should fill a Starbucks cup with soy sauce and sip that.
Genius!!
It’s even better because you can offer them a sip. Then they too can understand the greatest thirst quencher
CaN yoU TaSTe ThE eLecTRolYteS??
you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt
I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.
Roughly translated:
We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.
Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.
Directed by M Night Hellman
My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.
He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.
The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.
Jeez that's unhinged.... I love it!
Oh god.... 😳🫨😰
Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.
There's an urban legend about animators at Pixar pranking Listerine executives while making a commercial. They filled one of the bottles with apple juice and made $20 bets to drink it. Supposedly one of the reps watching it being chugged went running for the bathroom to throw up.
Isn't Listerine blue?
The original version is amber colored like ~~urine~~ apple juice.
Oh I've never seen that. Wonder if they changed it to make it look less palatable.
No, I think it’s because blue is associated with cooling. The blue is mint flavored, the yellow very much isnt
A drink company in Japan came out with a drink called 'nanchatte orenji' which looked a lot like soy sauce.
The real twist would be if it also tasted like soy sauce.
Having mistakenly bought three bulk containers of soy sauce from Costco over a two year period, looking forward to having this problem.
How exactly does this kind of mistake occur multiple times over years?
This will make you look weird at most
Sterilize a bleach bottle or some other very unsafe to drink container and use that as your water bottle instead for the real chaos
sterilize a bleach bottle
After you're done, wash your soap.
And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?
To be fair, your insides will be clean. So clean there'll be nothing left.
I think you mean decontaminate, as bleach itself is a very common sterilizing agent.
Toilet bowl cleaner would be a good idea since it has a twist top
Tell them you are preventing covid.
Soy sauce in the coffee pot. Surprise!
You’re on to something… cold brew black coffee in the soy sauce bottle!
Oh, you must be fun at parties...
Fuck with me brew, ya getting the hands real fast.
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Y'all crazy ITT
I brought a used bottle of vegetable oil as my drinking bottle to an event. What I didn't consider was that the bottle resembled a vodka bottle, so while I was taking sips of it and thought it was funny, people just thought I was a raging alcoholic.
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