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[-] Aielman15@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago

I wish the DnD/roleplaying community wasn't as hopelessly horny as it is.

[-] mogoh@lemmy.ml 62 points 2 years ago

This community is a bit like a teenager: moody, a bit horny, is better with animals.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 19 points 2 years ago

I resent that remark!

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

*resemble

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 12 points 2 years ago

Better add resentful to the list as well

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 40 points 2 years ago

Tbh I agree that "horny bard fuck dragon" memes are tiring. But I actually didn't read this meme as horny. I thought it was just "hey, you expect your orc to be buff and muscly, but NO! She lithe and slim!" Basically just poking fun at WotC for removing a feature called "powerful build".

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago

... she?

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 years ago

That's a femboy, friend

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Y'all might be hopelessly horny, but I'm very hopefully horny. I know how to dance.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 2 years ago

DM: ... and of course Druids can learn Wild Shape, which allows them to transform into a beast that...

Player: STOP. I want to play that one. A druin or whatever.

[-] BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

I wish everything was more horny.

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[+] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 years ago

My money is on femboy orc as well. Unless she's wearing a super tight binder or something, that looks like visible pecs rather than cleavage.

[-] asqapro@reddthat.com 38 points 2 years ago

Good guess. That appears to be a character by Dross named Onyx, who is male.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/onyx-dross-oc-78426448 (locked behind Patreon)

https://civitai.com/models/309542/onyx-dross-character (AI link unfortunately, but shows the original image and names the character)

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it's definitely AI copying Dross

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago

Tags include "1 male" and "orc femboy"

Myth confirmed

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

My money is nowhere and I just 'want' it to be a femboy orc.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

My money is lost, has anyone seen it?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

[-] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago

....... there boutta be an explosion in the population of half-orcs.

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Has anyone seen the bard?

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

[the bard IS the orc and he's getting rizzed by the whole tavern]

XD

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Inconvenience by snu-snu.

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

So, they’re like a different green version of an elf now?

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

More like a taller version of a goblin

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[-] Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago

I've always been joking about playing an "orc poet" in Shadowrun as a way to do something totally sub optimal :) TIL that you can also play orc in D&D. And cute orcs can definitely change the world building

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Playing smart or charismatic orcs is totally fine in Shadowrun, it's not that suboptimal. You have to spend a bit more karma at the start to overcome the lower starting charisma, but it's not bad at all.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah the PHB for D&D 5th edition only had half-orcs as a playable race, but they added a full orc race with the 2016 Volo's Guide to Monsters. idk about the 5e remaster though because I haven't played or been interested in following the news of D&D since about mid 2022. I just found this meme on !196@lemmy.blahaj.zone and thought it belonged here!

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 2 years ago

Um, actually, this is not a "bubble font". The font used in this meme is called "Impact", and it's commonly bundled with MS Office. ☝️🤓

[-] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The spoiler description says the orc is female but it's dross' Onyx, it's a male twink orc not a female

[-] boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

So?

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

I was going to say "misgendering is bad" then I realised its a bisexual joke >.>

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[-] exu@feditown.com 5 points 2 years ago

smash

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Not a player nor a DM, so correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it basically photoshop human now? Grab a human, shift colors until skin is green...orc? :|

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Yes it is. It’s like they wanted to do what PF2.0 did with Ancestries but also do a really shitty job of it. It’s fine though; 3.5e, 5e, PF1.0, and PF2.0 are all still out there for anyone who wants to run better systems that are still “DND.”

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm actually a fan of the general change to races and background. It's more role play friendly because all the tables available to me are run like we're power gaming. Which of course makes us power game to stay alive. So now I can be whatever I want without worrying too much.

[-] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty hyped for DC20. I backed the Kickstarter... now I just need life to fuckin' chill long enough for me to pull a game together to test out the beta rules.

[-] TheGreatDarkness@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 years ago

Isn't that twink a Goblin, tho?

Also, I'm ok with this, helps diffirentiate them from Goliaths. And Orcs were never potrayed as Goliath-sized.

[-] webadict@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Isn't that twink a Goblin, tho?

...No, it's too easy...

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