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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

as classy as that ring would be on my pinky, jewelry is a no go for me: too awkward and clumsy. I prefer to keep my boner pills in a false tooth I can bite down on like a captured assassin.

"Who are you? Who hired you?"
"Suck off one head and two more will take it's place. Hail Viagra!"
[bites tooth and laughs]

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

as the Soviets take Berlin

In their head they were on the side of the Nazis and needing to take a suicide pill?

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

I once had a poison ring. The clasp was weak, so it was always popping open at random points.

[-] crime@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

That's good setup for a funny bit or a murder mystery twist. Chekhov's faulty poison ring clasp

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

So I'm fingering my partner, right? But my suicide ring has this faulty clasp, and for whatever reason I forgot to take it off before sexy time. Anyway, bada bing bada boom, I've got a life insurance claim.

[-] shath@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

this but filled with liquid ketamine

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Get out of torture free card

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

🎶Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Viagra ring🎶

banana-duck banana-duck-peeled

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

~ding dong ding dong ding dong ding~

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

omg the kitty in your PFP is so cuteee 🥺 screm

[-] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Falling asleep with the dog sleeping on the floor and waking up as its drilling a hole in my leg after having licked my hand trying to wake me up to let him outside...

[-] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Damn now I need some pill rings what the hell, been keeping my pills in bottles or bags like a loser with no swag

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