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I HATE SILICON VALLEY STARTUPS

I HATE SILICON VALLEY STARTUPS

"By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away. I'd love to just drive the hell out of here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great."

I WAS IN THE POOL!

Everyone I dislike is secretly trans (bad)

Everyone I like might secretly be trans and finding that out would make me like them more (good)

Idk why but this has some real Ricky from Trailer Park Boys energy

"Look, if I can't smoke and swear in court, I'm fucked."

One of the most moments I had about the Floyd uprisings was when the lib mayor of Seattle announced a pause on tear gas being used against protesters like it was some benevolence she decided to gift upon the people, and it was literally because the SPD had ran out of it because they were using so much, and then they resumed gassing protesters once they got a resupply shipment in.

Please kill him in the ring Señor Presidente

Everything under the coconut tree is in utter chaos, you know, the thing, is excellent

Sleepy Joe is wavedashing away from the public eye! Sad!

strikes again

Remember when all the libs were aghast at Trump making the secret service take him out for a joy ride to wave at the hogs while he was staying at Walter Reed? "How dare he make them breathe the same air while he's infected!"

Man, I hope they give Biden the steroid cocktail they had Trump on when he had covid though. It's either gonna make his heart explode, or we'll get manic gakked up Joe turn into E1 Biden IRL

I like supporters who didn't get shot

I love the evangelical/secular chud split between

FLAG IS ANGEL THAT SHOWS JEEBUS PROTECT TRUMP

and

THE ZOG DEEPSTATE PUT THE FLAG BEHIND HIM AS A WINDAGE REFERENCE FOR THE SHOOTER TO ZERO IN ON HIM