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Making his debut as a vice presidential candidate on Tuesday, Tim Walz staked his claim to Middle American values and argued that former President Donald Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, are “weird” and “creepy as hell.”

Walz, the governor of Minnesota, also got the packed arena laughing with a reference to a meme about Vance having relations with a couch. 

“I can’t wait to debate the guy,” Walz said. “That is, if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up.”

“In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices they make, even if we wouldn’t make the same choice for ourselves,” he said. “There’s a golden rule. Mind your own damn business.”

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[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 288 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Whats happening. The dems are bantering. This isn't how this works, they're supposed to roll over and disappoint us. They know that. That's been their entire strategy. Is this what optimism feels like?

[-] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 81 points 3 months ago

They've been doing so unbelievably well...I can almost hear the other shoe whistling as it falls through the air. When the Dems fuck this one up it's gonna hurt.

[-] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Even when things look good we have to assume they’ll blow it despite the democrats dominating elections for the last 8 years. But don’t let that stop you I guess.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

remembers 2008

Yeah, it will

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[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 64 points 3 months ago

I've always hated how Dems try to keep decorum and fight with one arm tied behind their back, while Republicans shit sling and fight dirty. I'm glad Dems are finally growing some balls and calling out these idiots with their own attack strategies

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago

And yet, unlike Republicans, they aren't resorting to dirty tricks and grotesque lies. It's really nice to see this middle ground where they aren't just sucking it up but they also aren't going down to the Republicans' level.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

"when they go low, we kick them in the nuts, respectfully"

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I don't remember Kamala being this way when she was campaigning in 2020. It seems she's fucking fed up with the GOP's bullshit like the rest of us.

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

I don't think he's fighting dirty. He's just being clever and on the attack. Using their own attack strategies would be using racial slurs, political violence, and theocratic-fascist dog whistles. Harris and Waltz are just punking them, and it's great.

It really highlights how decrepit and often inept the Biden campaign was.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 months ago

With project 2025, the stakes are higher than the rich getting richer.

[-] pingveno@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

But that's been retconned to have nothing to do with Trump now that it turns out to be so unpopular. Come on, keep up with the reeducation plan. Oceania was at war with Eastasia.

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[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

You mean we can do more now than "Pokemon Go...to the polls!"?

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[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 15 points 3 months ago

japanesemanwithbutterfly.gif

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 152 points 3 months ago

He is a sassy bitch and i love it. This is how you handle these freaks.

[-] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 3 months ago

He's a former teacher. Checks out.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago

As a professional freak, we don't want em

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 28 points 3 months ago

Freak works the same as weird. If you accept the label, you're the good kind.

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[-] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 125 points 3 months ago

Oh this is sofa king funny

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago

It’s been su-chez long time since I’ve giggled this much over a political soundbite

[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

I didn't expect such sex-shunal talk from Walz.

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Also didn't expect creepy Vance to chaise them state to state

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[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 71 points 3 months ago

GOP's collective brain cell might implode over whether to be sad that walz is savagely roasting their guy, or wtf to even do, because they hate vance too

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 56 points 3 months ago

JD reminds me of a dumber Eric Trump if that is even possible.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

You mean like Donnie Jr?

Eric might LOOK more dumb, but Junior is definitely the biggest idiot of the two..

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

None of those road apples fell far from the sphincter, as it were.

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[-] dhork@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

When I first saw the ticket together, I thought Vance was chosen because they were able to convince Donald Trump that Vance was one of his kids after all. Trump did get around back in the day, maybe JD's mom was a Miss America contestant or something.

But it's also likely that Trump's brain is mush, and he is convinced Vance is Eric Trump with a beard.

[-] Curiousfur@yiffit.net 8 points 3 months ago

I think that Vance got chosen because it'd be the fewest letters you'd have to change on your Trump pence 2020 flag

~~PE~~VANCE

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

No joke, I think Trump thinks single-syllable names are more powerful, and ruled out anyone with more than one syllable in their name.

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[-] CatsGoMOW@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago

I completely lost it when he said that. 😂

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

I released several dying bird noises. It was lovely.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago

Exhaled somewhat more forcefully that usual

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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago

JD Vance: "This is an immature lie. We would never target the sexuality of other people in such a demeaning fashion. I am a Christian man, and I have only had reproductive sex with my Indian wife, who may not look like a proper American but that is not a problem because she is, believe me. The lie needs to stop, we would never lie."

(God I hope this happens. I really do)

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[-] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

I loved watching this speech not only for Walz, but also for Kamala's proud face and reactions. She knows she made the best possible choice, and her happiness was palapable.

[-] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Someone please make sure JD knows that Walz said “get off the couch” and not “get the couch off”.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

OMG, this is so GD funny.

[-] str82L@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago
[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I'm thinking this is going to cause friction on the GOP side.

[-] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago

"Apologies, I misspoke. If he's willing to get off on the couch."

[-] xc2215x@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Have to admit this is quite funny.

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trump and Vance have no problems with slinging petty insults constantly. It's good to see the Dems hit back like this. Call the bastards what they are.

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