Set a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The same way you can prove your crush that you are actually hot af
Charlie, I think you're illiterate.
4 the Mare
I now have a sign I want in my bathroom
Ah yes, when you buy a man eat fish he does indeed day.
Haha, that's funny. Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
This must be what a stroke feels like
That and the smell of burnt toast, I think...
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
That’s a good wisdom
This belongs in the lemmy version of r/ihadastroke
This made me think of Hardspace Shipbreaker
