The beer menu is on a chalkboard all the way across the bar and you can't see it.
And they're out of the good ones.
I can already hear the stomp clap music
Portland 2005, except it's damn near impossible to get a bad meal in Portland. Best food I ever had consistently in my life.
[edit] Oregon
"We put three different kinds of rubbery bacon on top of it and you better believe we're charging you a premium for every one"
I wouldn't judge a book by its cover. Following aesthetic trends is just being savvy, it's not necessarily compensating for something.
Burgercore!
SED PORTTITOR
The most mediocre dining experience (for the money) I've ever had was at a restaurant called "Smallwares." Emphasis on small, it turns out. Case in point, we ordered duck breast, which cost a fair bit. I was picturing at least a fair amount, but it was the smallest smidgen slivered up with a dollop of sauce. It was the same with every dish, high prices for not much food.
Sure there were other places that had worse food. One remote dinner lacked any fresh food, but you can't really help that when you're in the middle of nowhere. But never have I felt like I was being fed by Famine from Good Omens.
