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[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 158 points 10 months ago

Going to repeat this every time this creep comes up: Jesse Watters pursued his current wife while "happily" married to his previous one. His idea to get a date with her was to deflate her tires so she would be forced to get a ride home with him.

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 73 points 10 months ago
[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 69 points 10 months ago

It's called the D.E.N.N.I.S. system

[-] tux7350@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago
[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

It also works really well because of the implications. She can't walk home, so she has to ride with him. Then, you know... There's only one tasty treat left on the menu.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

You're gonna die tonight!

[-] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

so, a stalker?

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 10 months ago

“Register for free to continue reading.”

No.

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 6 points 10 months ago

I love when shitty tabloids like the Independent do this. Thanks for protecting me from your shoddy coverage!

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago

but... but... don't you want to share your activity profile with us? pretty please?

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 55 points 10 months ago

I want the camo one with the hunter orange lettering, but they sold out.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

could maybe just buy a generic camo hat and print/do embroidery on to it

edit: you can still donate the equivalent price of the real hat to the campaign, obviously

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

I'd much rather the revenue go to the campaign

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In the caption to one of the pictures, the (R) designation for Republican got auto-corrected to a registered trademark symbol. The text formatting below may match the article depending on your instance.

Harold Ford Jr (L) and Jesse Watters (R) had an awkward exchange on Fox New’s The Five on Thursday (Fox News/White Dudes for Harris)

Edit: Fixed formatting thanks to @edgemaster72@lemmy.world.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Escape the open parenthesis by prefixing it with a backslash, like such

\(R)

To prevent the autocorrect to (R) and produce (R) instead

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 10 points 10 months ago

Using Mbin through a browser, I see it as (R) in my post (capital R inside parentheses). Are you saying my earlier comment with no escape character renders as the trademark symbol for you?

Regardless, it's rendered incorrectly in the article's picture caption.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Correct, for me it's showing in both your text and the quoted text as the registered trademark symbol rather than being the (R) designation.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 10 months ago

Ok, I will fix the original comment. Thanks.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

here i am being not weird again

[-] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

Hosts slammed the hat as a “Maga merch rip-off” of Donald Trump’s red Make America Great Again cap,

Are these motherfuckers trying to claim ownership over the concept of branded baseball caps?

[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Jessie Weirders being totally quirky at work y'all, mad lad/10

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

That dude has some "Would you like some coffee with that sugar?!?!? Hurhurbhbrbbhb" vibes.

Followed by "Whats up with all these blacks, amirite?"

[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Hello my fellow racis - TEENS!"

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

i'm surprised this watered down jessie dude even has a job there. i'd say he's milquetoast but the spoilage has made him too rancid to be considered 'bland'

[-] aodhsishaj@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

The smug look on his face really is grotesque.

[-] cynthorpe@discuss.online 3 points 10 months ago

Haha. He’s a bully. Republicans love bullies.

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Everything about this is stupid. We are truly living in the worst timeline.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 36 points 10 months ago

i dunno what's got you upset up but i and all my homies are extremely entertained watching these shitty bastard pig chud scumbags squirm and flail as their best laid plans crumble out from under them. the republicans might actually lose. and if they do, I will be laughing SO hard. don't mistake me for a fan of the democrat party though; taking the bluedogs out to kristi noem's gravel pit is definitely ALSO on the docket. It's just important that we exterminate the fascists first. THEN we can commence flaying alive the centrist toadies who bent over backwards to accommodate them.

Business before Pleasure, y'know?

[-] proper@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

oh this isn’t reddit, you’re allowed to form your own opinions here instead of leaning on cliche speak.

[-] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

Why is Reddit just people and bots saying cliche phrases to each other to farm engagement.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Karma seems to be at least one factor.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

This kind of lazy uberpessimism is so 2 months ago.

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