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[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Every 9/11 I make my kids stay home from school so we can go door to door singing 9/11 carols to curse the name of Mohamed Atta. The kids raise money by selling red, white and blue 9/11 wreaths to half-enthused/half-disturbed retirees. My wife likes to watch that classic holiday special, A Second Plane Has Struck the Towers Charlie Brown! while I prepare the roast goose (which symbolizes Flight 93). We pray to Jesus to look after the families of the victims, and then we pray to Nurgle to thank him for the anthrax attacks that helped ensure the passage of the Patriot Act to fight against terrorism. We end the day by burning our two 9/11 trees with a half kilo of thermite in the backyard. We had an incident last year where the fire got out of control and spread to our (non-observant) neighbor's shed, but that was a coincidence.

#neverforget

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I lost it at the 9/11 trees 😂

[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

9/11 is also regarded as a coincidence in some circles

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago
[-] leftofthat@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fr post memes tho

Some of you younger (or more tech driven) people have folders of this shit ready to go. Don't worry about reposts I want all of it.

grillman

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

wojak-nooo "just remembered"
chad "never forget"

[-] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Does someone have a megathread planned about the Chile coup?

[-] Tomboys_are_Cute@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Didn't we do that last year?

[-] Clippy@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Allende we will never forget you,

[-] WayeeCool@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

It was Ethiopian New Years before anything else!

[-] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I've got a 9/11 fit to celebrate every year w all thrifted never forget merch that people forgot about and then years later dumped

The idea of forgotten never forget merch is incredible

[-] Tomboys_are_Cute@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I've been waiting to listen to the new season of blowback for 9/11, short of a wtyp on the flight Amy Mcgrath shot down I think it'll be the only 9/11 remembering thing i do this year

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Sometimes I like to think that whoever came up with the "Never Forget" 9/11 slogan was holding a monkey paw.

Like yeah, we end up remembering every year but for half the country it's a rotting brain worm that we shit post about and end up renewing our distrust of the USA over.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
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