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Just give me tomatoes, sweet mashed potatoes, give me the simple rule (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

Modified to concentrate spirits: The Stilldozer

Modified to grind grain: The Milldozer

Modified for education: The Skilldozer

Modified for sub-marine exploration: The Krilldozer

Modified to modify inheritance: The Willdozer

Modified to administer medication: The Pilldozer

Modified for deceitful promotion: The Shilldozer

Modified to extract oxygen from water: The Gilldozer

Modified for high temperature cooking: The Grilldozer

Modified for preservation of cucumber: The Dilldozer

Modified for stimulation: The Dildozer

Modified to produce fast pitch oscillations: The Trilldozer

Modified to annoy with high pitched sound: The Shrilldozer

Modified for agriculture: The Tilldozer

Modified for tunneling: The Drilldozer

Modified for the Beastie Boys: The Illdozer

Modified for fluid collection: The Spilldozer

Modified for reduced size: The 'lildozer

I apologize in advance. 😹

[-] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

Modified for medieval penmanship: The Quilldozer

Modified for windowside storage: The Silldozer

Modified for bookkeeping: The Billdozer

Modified to reduce empty spaces: The Filldozer

Modified for relaxing hangouts: The Chilldozer

Modified for landscaping: The Hilldozer

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer?wprov=sfla1

(Killdozer)

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Imagine holding grudges that make you a) formulate that plan and b) not abandon it at some point during those 18 months.

Dude was principled for sure.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Locked it, on that grindset, crushing mad plate steel, making moves, and changing the world. Such a sigma.

[-] Blemgo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He actually considered abandoning the projects multiple times, mainly by hoping for a sign of God. However considering that none of his customers ever questioned the behemoth of a vehicle under a tarp and nobody told authorities about his strange behaviour, he saw it as God giving him the OK, as in his eyes, God would've acted upon his risky maneuvers to get caught.

Dude really tried his best to convince himself to stop, yet Lady Luck seemed to have wanted otherwise.

It's also a miracle that he didn't hurt a single soul, other than himself.